So Many Tote Bags!

Sale price $14.95 Regular price $19.99

Tote bags, printed by us in the "factory" in our basement!

Pay for three and get one free, automatically at checkout! (Put four in your cart, dummy, and when you check out it will take off the price of the fourth. We love you.) 

These tote bags are 100 percent unbleached cotton. They're 15 inches wide and 16 inches high, with 21 inch handles, and they're GREAT for lugging your laptop and a whole bunch of other shit!

We've got:

  • Kamala Harris superhero 2020
  • Kamala plain graphic (no superhero)
  • Elizabeth Warren 2020
  • Nancy Pelosi Ride Or Die! 
  • Barack Obama Rushmore
  • Beto 2020
  • "Smokin' Joe" Biden
  • Hillary Clinton Nasty Woman
  • Wonkette Enemy of the People
  • Wonkette grownup kitten
  • Wonkette baby kitten
  • NRA Weak Sad Poop
  • Fuck You America
  • "Literally Anyone Else 2020 *Except Mike Pence" 
  • Gillibrand 2020: If we're not helping people, we should go the fuck home! 


We hope you like them!

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