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Smokin' Joe Biden 2020
Here's the deal: We love Joe Biden, but we don't love him for president in 2020. If they could excoriate Hillary for being married to the guy who signed the crime bill Joe Biden WROTE then ... well you see what we mean.
HOWEVER. Biden's a Democrat, and YOU are allowed to like him! You're also allowed to wear a Sexy Biden on your chest, because he IS a sexy old daddy, just like we like 'em.
We'd love him to be Forever Veep. Just not president necessarily.