Wonkette 2016 Liberal Primary

Vote Early! Vote Often!

Vote for Hillary or Bernie by buying their shirts! Vote for someone else (Martin O’Malley, non-candidate E-Dubs, whoever…) by grabbing a Warren shirt! Display your disdain, and stay home by nabbing one of our super fly coffee mugs!

Stand up and be counted, vote the way the founders intended, with cash!

Wear your votes with pride, like these fellas here. And note how they are NOT punching each other, even though they support opposing candidates. This is because liberals are big pussies civilized human beings.

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