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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0040/0939/4288/files/KamalaSuperhero2024_5b1a3e16-a0bf-4cdd-9ca1-81da8f559335.png?v=1721830225</image:loc>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0040/0939/4288/files/KamalaSuperhero2024_54f7b98e-b602-4bd8-9f23-b7cb8ca9d073.png?v=1725293134</image:loc>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>TRUMP MUG SHOT GLASSES (get it? whee!)</image:title>
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    <lastmod>2026-11-12T00:12:58-05:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0040/0939/4288/files/36F52D79-CFEF-4E85-8139-B65CCBCB3C9C.jpg?v=1727878655</image:loc>
      <image:title>OMG Wonkette TEMPORARY TATTOOS!</image:title>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0040/0939/4288/files/Screenshot_2026-11-09_at_12.17.28_PM.png?v=1794253044</image:loc>
      <image:title>Men&apos;s WONKETTE T-shirts! Choose your design!</image:title>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0040/0939/4288/files/KamalaSuperhero2024_729ebe81-cb1a-4679-9fba-987e78827fcd.png?v=1721823831</image:loc>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Women&apos;s WONKETTE tank tops! Pick your pic!</image:title>
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    <loc>https://wonkettebazaar.com/products/kamala-word-only-mens-and-womens-tees-womens-tanks-copy</loc>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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    </image:image>
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      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0040/0939/4288/files/IMG_1967.heic?v=1722018601</image:loc>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Tim Walz: America&apos;s Dad! Men&apos;s and women&apos;s tees/women&apos;s tanks!</image:title>
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    </image:image>
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    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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    <lastmod>2026-11-12T00:12:58-05:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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    <lastmod>2026-11-12T00:12:58-05:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
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      <image:caption></image:caption>
    </image:image>
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    <lastmod>2026-11-12T00:12:58-05:00</lastmod>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0040/0939/4288/files/image0_6.jpg?v=1794244369</image:loc>
      <image:title>Chat Noir Wonkette Kitty Men&apos;s and Women&apos;s tees/Women&apos;s tanks!</image:title>
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