So a funny thing happened. Friend of Wonkette and mystery lady "L.L." asked me if she could get a Wonkette Kitten With a Whip shirt overnighted to her so she could wear it somewhere VERY FANCY.
"Fuk yeh!" I said! Then I went down to the basement where I keep all our Bazaar stuff and emailed her back like 50 times with updates about how I did not have any women's shirts left, but I could go to the mall and make her one at that T-shirt shop at the mall? and I could overnight it and then I emailed her 40 more times to tell her the shirt had come out all smeary but I was going to send one anyway because I was on a MISSION FROM GOD and then I emailed 15 more times to say I had ONE WOMEN'S SHIRT LEFT in size RIDICULOUSLY TINY and I was gonna send that too and she did not even get a restraining order but sent us this very nice picture instead.
Anyway, we have our own t-shirt press now so we don't have to order the shirts from elsewhere but make them right at your command. They are vee-necks, unlike the crewneck on "L.L." whoever the fuck THAT is. You will like being SEXY IN THEM, RROWR. Also, we have men's too.
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