We see what we did there!
Is Beto our very favorite candidate for 2020? Well, he is not Kamala Harris or Professor Senator Elizabeth Warren, so NO! But he's good. Just close your eyes and remember him explaining Colin Kaepernick to bigots, and then BUY THIS SHIRT!
Men's crewnecks come in black or white, and women's v-necks come in black or white too, sizes small through 4X. Your shirt, printed to order in our basement factory on Hanes cotton 'nano' tees, comes with free shipping in the US!
NEW! Black tank tops for women only! These are printed on "relaxed jersey tanks" from Bella/Canvas. Here's what they look like fresh off their website: