So Many Tote Bags!

Sale price $14.95 Regular price $19.99

Tote bags, printed by us in the "factory" in our basement!

These tote bags are 100 percent unbleached cotton. They're 15 inches wide and 16 inches high, with 21 inch handles, and they're GREAT for lugging your laptop and a whole bunch of other shit!

We've got:

  • King Joe!
  • Ruth Bader Ginsburg: I DISSENT
  • Kamala Harris superhero 2020
  • Kamala plain graphic (no superhero)
  • Elizabeth Warren 2020
  • Bernie Sanders 2020
  • Nancy Pelosi Ride Or Die! 
  • Barack Obama Rushmore
  • Beto 2020
  • "Smokin' Joe" Biden
  • Boy Scout Pete Buttigieg
  • Black and White Pete Buttigieg
  • Hillary Clinton Nasty Woman
  • Wonkette Enemy of the People
  • Wonkette grownup kitten
  • Wonkette baby kitten
  • NRA Weak Sad Poop
  • Fuck You America
  • "Literally Anyone Else 2020 *Except Mike Pence" 
  • Gillibrand 2020: If we're not helping people, we should go the fuck home! 
  • and brand new: IMPEACHMENT FEVER!

We hope you like them!

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