Be part of Nancy Pelosi's posse with Men's and Women's NANCY PELOSI RIDE OR DIE! t-shirts! Because we finally FINALLY have a capable, badass, bitch of a woman in charge to push back against this dumb dick, and we're ALLLL breathing 1000 percent easier. Unless you're a jerkoff, then you have thoughts about her that are stupid and no one should listen to.
Are you a jerkoff? NO? Then you should really buy a NANCY PELOSI RIDE OR DIE shirt! It's so slimming on you! Chicks and dudes dig it so much!
Men's NANCY PELOSI T-shirts are a simple black crewneck, 100 percent cotton, from Port and Company (their "Essential" tees). Women's are a white v-neck from Gildan. We print the design in our "factory" in our basement in Montana, MERICA, and by "we" I mean my husband. I do the shipping, so if I mess up your order (IT HAS HAPPENED), email me for the most profound apologies and probably a treat. See the size chart, right here! (We also have 3X.)
You can also get our NANCY PELOSI RIDE OR DIE image (it's trademarked, jerks, don't be trademark stealers!) on tote bags, stickers, and coffee cups, just hit the links.
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