Achtung! Warning! Alert! Be Aware!
Yr Wonkette is on vacation until the 20th day of August or until the day Trump admits that he is an abject failure, whichever is a real thing that could actually occur. You are welcome to continue to order stuff and things and such, but nothing will be processed until August 20th. We love you! Send money!
Trump warned us it would happen, but we did not listen. Mostly because of how everything that comes out of his tiny little mouth that isn’t Putin’s dick, is pure, unmitigated horse shit. But you know what? Rising production costs, poor inventory management, and the fickle whims of popular taste have become too much to bear. We’ve been forced to offload our mug line to Redbubble. You can still buy all of your favorite Wonkette designs, you just have to buy them over there…
Available Mug Designs
T-shirts, Clocks, Notebooks, & More
Check out our new Redbubble Store! Your favorite designs, now available on a wider range of cool internet merchandise. I said cool, not cheap. Also, we won’t have to haul everything around in the Wonkebago to ship to you from ever one horse town with a post office. Go there. Buy stuff.