Your cart is currently empty.

Return to shop

Want to ship internationally? Email rebecca at wonkette dot com, tell me what you’re looking to buy and where you want it shipped, and I’ll price it out for you.

Achtung! Warning! Alert! Be Aware!

Yr Wonkette is on vacation until the 20th day of August or until the day Chump admits that he is an abject failure, whichever is a real thing that could actually occur. You are welcome to continue to order stuff and things and such, but nothing will be processed until August 20th. We love you! Send money! Dismiss