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Coffee Mugs And/Or Cups What You Can Drink Out Of, Put Pens And Shit In, Or Collect Like A Common Hoarder

Tiny Trump is Fucking Hilarious

Tiny Trump loves his collection of tiny Wonkette mugs

Trump warned us it would happen, but we did not listen. Mostly because of how everything that comes out of his tiny little mouth that isn’t Putin’s dick, is pure, unmitigated horse shit. But you know what? Rising production costs, poor inventory management, and the fickle whims of popular taste have become too much to bear. We’ve been forced to offload our mug line to Redbubble. You can still buy all of your favorite Wonkette designs, you just have to buy them over there…

Available Mug Designs

T-shirts, Clocks, Notebooks, & More

Check out our new Redbubble Store! Your favorite designs, now available on a wider range of cool internet merchandise. I said cool, not cheap. Also, we won’t have to haul everything around in the Wonkebago to ship to you from ever one horse town with a post office. Go there. Buy stuff.







Designs Available Here

Wonkette 2016 Liberal Primary

Vote Early! Vote Often!

Vote for Hillary or Bernie by buying their shirts! Vote for someone else (Martin O’Malley, non-candidate E-Dubs, whoever…) by grabbing a Warren shirt! Display your disdain, and stay home by nabbing one of our super fly coffee mugs!

Stand up and be counted, vote the way the founders intended, with cash!

Wear your votes with pride, like these fellas here. And note how they are NOT punching each other, even though they support opposing candidates. This is because liberals are big pussies civilized human beings.