Wonkette Kitten With A Whip Tote Bag

5 out of 5 based on 2 customer ratings
(2 customer reviews)


For your organic veggies from the co-op, you goddamn hippie.

These bags aren't that big — about 14 by 14. For your smaller, more delicate items. Tampons maybe! Who knows.

17 in stock

Product Description

Wonkette tote bag fuk yeh

Free shipping! (You have to type FreeShipping — one word — where it says “coupon code” and THEN hit “free shipping.” Don't you hate this shit? Free shipping doesn't apply if you buy like a cup and shit too. Mailing those get spendy!)

2 reviews for Wonkette Kitten With A Whip Tote Bag

  1. 5 out of 5


    So here’s the scoop: during Hurricane Sandy, I had to pack a “Go Bag” along with my luggage ‘n’ shit so that I could evacuate my neighborhood. What did I choose as my “Go Bag”? This exact Wonkette tote, and I am SHITTING YOU NOT. In said tote, I placed:

    – a MacBook Pro computer and several “hard drives”
    – an iBook portable computing device
    – several folders full of important documents
    – charging cables (like that made any difference, FAIL)
    – basically everything that was important to me in terms of being able to prove my identity, conduct financial transactions, and not get deported

    The Wonkette tote bag held all my shit like Chris Christie held Barry Bamz’s hand. You should get several, you know what I’m saying?

  2. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Nothing makes a statement like shopping with a Wonkette tote bag especially when it is totally stuffed with healthy food items that are all phallic shaped or can be used as tasty organic lubricants.

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