2015-08-11 13.37.01

Coffee Cups! For Your Coffee!

4.4 out of 5 based on 15 customer ratings
(15 customer reviews)


2015-08-11 13.36.39

Start your morning with Bernie Sanders, he is the best dude! Scroll down for your other lovers, Elizabeth Warren, Old Handsome Joe Biden, and “the” “President” “Barack Obama” whom we are out of just like he is almost out of office, so never mind on that last one!


Product Description

Look at you, DRINKIN’ COFFEE! Tea is for losers.

Here is the back side of all the cups! (They have two sides, front and back, or your coffee would not stay inside the cup! It would be on your bosoms!)

SHUT THE FUCK UP LUKE RUSSERT? Yes. Shut the fuck up Luke Russert. You are welcome.shut the fuck up luke russert

Here is our The One cup. You can see it better down below! (We kind of fucked up the design on The One, but you could order it if you like things that are a little fucked up, like sad Christmas trees and girls with one leg.)

Hey Smokin’ Joe. 

Hey, better picture of “The One.”

the one cup

Also, there is a super-secret Bernie cup that is ILLEGAL. But you can still buy it, because you’re a scofflaw.

Additional Information


The Complete Set!, Smokin’ Joe, The One, russert, Professorski Elizabeth Warrenovna, Bernie

15 reviews for Coffee Cups! For Your Coffee!

  1. 5 out of 5


    Holy shit. How have I previously enjoyed coffee, not in these wonderful mugs. I gotta get em all.

  2. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    I own a Smokin’ Joe coffee cup. It holds coffee like a champ. After I drink coffee from my Smokin’ Joe coffee cup, I beat drums with my fists and eat elk jerky. Thank you, Smokin’ Joe coffee cup for helping me regain my testicular path in life.

  3. 5 out of 5


    These items seem to be completely serviceable with which to imbibe hot liquids, as are the panties located elsewhere on this site. http://www.wonkettebazaar.com/shop/coming-soon-so-many-panties/

  4. 5 out of 5


    People used to teabag on me all. the. time. Those days are *over* thanks to my handy mug. It holds my coffee in a perfectly acceptable manner, also, too.

  5. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Mrs. weejee and I just had to get four so we could have them available when we have a pair of pinkies over for brunch. Or even better when some of our crazy relations drop by.

  6. 5 out of 5


    Commie cups

    Up to now I drank my coffee from slurping it up from my bare hands. That’s so-so.
    I didn’t know what I was missing out on.

    Now I know.
    This website makes me fancy bad(!) those nice cups you seem to be offering.
    If only I could my hands on one or both of these,

  7. 4 out of 5


    I’d rate it ‘perfect’ if the carrier were right.

    Have you considered emblazoning Liz Warren on cycling jerseys? The going rate is $85 a pop, and a cycling jersey is just a few thin pieces of Lycra.

    Hmm … Lycra, Wonkette.

    Wonkette, Lycra.

    Perfect together, eh?

    And think of the profit margin!

    I’d buy one … and wear it.

    Joe Biden? Hey, I like Uncle Joe, but wear him?

    Nyah, mahn.

  8. 5 out of 5


    The best gift I got this Christmas!

  9. 5 out of 5


    I love my Smokin’ Joe mug. I must drink from it naked because OMG JOE BIDEN EVERYTHING EVERYTHING I’M RIPPING OFF MY CLOTHES NOW. That’s what.

  10. 1 out of 5


    Love the design. But why Why WHY HAVE YOU PRICED THEM FOR THE 1% alone? I can’t pay $18.00 for a cup.WITH COFFEE IN IT so I SURE can’t afford this one. Lovely as it is… oh, Luz! My loins ache for your progressive agenda! BUT I AM TOO. DAMN. POOR.

  11. 1 out of 5


    what the fuck is this bullshit with Elizabeth Warren done up like a hyper-sexualized socialist cheerleader? Seriously? What’s wrong with you guys???

  12. 5 out of 5


    The Socialistic People’s mug of coffee holding, bearing image of the venerated Warrenovna, is now the pride of the Collective known as The Danish Dangerous Socialist.

    It holds the perfect metric standard of beverage assigned by the Communist Committee Chairman for Property as acceptable.

    It is as solid as our red army’s most sturdy propaganda vehicle.

    We can wholeheartedly recommend the spread of this excellent tool of propaganda too the people.

  13. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    I feel even stronger in my devotion to achieving the victory of the workers! Which so far consists of ordering this mug.

  14. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    This cup is HOTTER than the hottest liquid beverage.

    Helps me dream of a hook-up tween me and Liz! Yum!

  15. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Can’t wait to use my new Bernie mug to catch the tears of my right-wing conservative “co-workers” when I bring this cup in to work.

    Also Rebecca, don’t call my mom. I put in her phone number instead of mine. god I need other friends…

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