No, really, we got a Cease and Desist order from Universal and their eight million lawyers.

Bernie For The Future: Bernie Sanders 2016 T-Shirt

4.7 out of 5 based on 23 customer ratings
(23 customer reviews)



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This is not the Bernie Shirt you are looking for.

Your Wonkette is very sorry, but we can no longer offer this Bernie shirt legally.

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23 reviews for Bernie For The Future: Bernie Sanders 2016 T-Shirt

  1. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    A Real 100% Democrat!

  2. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    I have sent the monies to Wonkette because I am marching lockstep with the instructions I received. I do not know if this T-shirt will further enslave me like the Obamacare or the Sharia Law that has descended upon us, but I am smiling stupidly just the same.

  3. 1 out of 5


    Want to know why there is free shipping? Because the item will never ship.

    Order #**** which was made 3 weeks ago has the status “Processing”.

    You know what isn’t still processing? My payment. That went through right away.

    And don’t worry about your inbox filling up. They won’t reply to your emails at all.

    • :

      Jeff, I am so sorry, I had a baby Thursday night, we finally got the shirts in Friday, and I am actually filling orders right now. As in, this second.

      But I never got any emails from you; I respond to every problem. Were you sending them to a different address?

  4. 5 out of 5


    My manboobs have never looked so perky! Thank you Wonkette!

  5. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Go Bernie!
    and congratulations on your new baby!!!

  6. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Shirt has arrived and I will commence walking around the extremely conservative enclave (known eejit Glenn Grothman is our congressman, what can I say?) I currently inhabit wearing it as soon as possible. So looking forward to annoying my Republican neighbors 🙂

  7. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Très chic!

    My wife will be the envy of all at next month’s County Dem Central Committee meeting!

  8. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Contrary to a previous review, this shirt arrived lightning fact with a double blaze of fire down the tire tracks at precisely 88 socialist miles per hour. And let me tell you, it. is. epic. I cannot wait to wear it to my Bernie rally next week, it’s going to be a yooooooge hit.

  9. 3 out of 5


    So tell me: how much money is going to Bernie’s campaign from the sale of these shirts? If the answer is nothing then that is what you will be getting from me…

  10. 5 out of 5


    Bernie’s visage has provided me more than a few free coffees.
    Buy a shirt and donate your body to Bernie’s’ campaign as a free human billboard ad.

  11. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    A cartoonish image of a REAL Socialist! How could I resist? Younger denizens of my college town recognize Bernie but may miss the reference.
    Commie visitors to this site may not be familiar with “velocity of money” but comrade Harry might consider that purchasing a shirt here would increase the Wonkette’s freedom to donate to Bernie.

    Do what I did: buy this shirt, then donate directly to Bernie. (I also gave more to Act Blue)

  12. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    When I whined that I couldn’t buy a Bernie shirt because I am too darn fat to fit in less than a 4XL, Rebecca ordered one just for me! It arrived lickety-split and fits perfectly. Thank you, Wonkette!

  13. 5 out of 5


    Awesome! I’ve been just posting the words “Help U.S. O-Bernie San, you’re our only hope.” and now there’s a pic that matches!!! I’ll attach so the Bernie Brigade can check out your shirt;-) #FeelTheBern #BernBabyBern #Bernie2016

  14. 5 out of 5


    Ooooops, wrong movie reference, I just honed in on what looked like possibly a white robe he could be wearing. Well there, if you’re a good artist, perhaps you could design one to match my slogan and send me a small T:-)

  15. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Hope it arrive in time for he Portland rally!

    • :

      Di, I didn’t get an order from you!

  16. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Wow! My Bernie for the Future shirt arrived almost before I ordered it. How did you do that? Ordered yesterday, arrived today. Oh, BTW it is gorgeous. My husband loves it!

    • :

      Don’t get used to it! You happened to order about five minutes before I was leaving for the post office, I think 🙂

      Glad you like it!!

  17. 4 out of 5


    When this baby hits 1600 Pennsylvania…

    …you’re gonna see some laws legit.

  18. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    My husband loooves this shirt. He also has a Howard Dean hoodie that he saves for dressier occasions. I’m getting an extra one for emergencies, and one for me, too. Though I imagine we are all going to be voting for Hillary come November.

  19. 5 out of 5


    TAKE MY MONIES Wonkette, I need the Bernie shirt yesterday!!!!!

    Looking forward to receiving it :-).

  20. 5 out of 5


    Send me the damn shirt! If it’s not too late!

  21. 5 out of 5


    I love my shirt. It’s a work of art, and I am lucky to have gotten it before Universal Studios nuked the screen printer. I’m headed to the local pub wearing it tonight, to spread socialist ideals to the masses.

    Thank you, Wonkettes. You can turn the meanest rhetoric into a laughable joke about farts and lady-parts. Bless you all!

  22. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    We’re really sorry that movie studios can be such oversensitive twerps, but we had to tell you that the offspring opened the package containing this shirt and a Hillary shirt, and like real socialist, he totally nationalized this one for himself. Thanks, Wonkette!!

  23. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Deliciously illeagle!

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